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Exhumation |
Exhumation  Click Here to Watch the PSA 2,000 corpses are reanimated every year. And that's just in the United States alone. Imagine, 2,000 individuals that used to be people lost, confused, and most of all hungry roaming the streets of a city or small town near you. Individuals like Jeremy. Jeremy doesn't know where he's from or where he's going. He only knows that he's hungry for a living human brain. But with your help, NAZAL can teach Jeremy that there's more to life (after death) than eating brains. For just $3.12 a month, you can send Jeremy or a zombie like him to one of NAZAL's reconsciousing centers where he can learn useful skills like greater muscle control, articulate speech, artistic expression, and how to eviscerate in moderation. And for your contribution you will receive a letter from your Zombie every month keeping you up to date and informed of their progress. You will see month to month the difference you have made in the living death of a previous person. Remember, giving only takes a few seconds, but the gift lasts an afterlifetime. Below are just a few of our candidates for reconsciousness that still need donors. Jeremy From what we can tell, Jeremy has been alive again for about two weeks. He was found chasing a girls' track team from a nearby high school. We suspect he will be quite coordinated after redeveloping fine muscle movement. He also shows a strong aptitude for poetry (Maybe, in a few months he could be writing one for you). Nancy We found Nancy roughly nine days after her resurrection standing in what was once her living self's garden. With your help, we can have her green thumb back in no time (and not just from decay!). Keith Because Keith was a late-riser and little about his previous existence is known, he will require very special and particular care. Although we don't usually accept applicants as far gone as Keith, he has demonstrated an unusually inquisitive nature and, oddly, a great deal of charisma, making him a prime candidate for our program. If only he had some support. Rose Perhaps the most aptly and elegantly named, Rose is our youngest candidate, having been reanimated two short nights ago after only a few hours in the grave. It is clear she has a keen sense of fashion, and so far, her enthusiasm for life after death has been nothing less than inspiring. With your gift, we can nurture that enthusiasm into a living death that gives back! |
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